Time:sometime after the famous Sydney test.
The conversation leads to this and that and finally Gilly brings out his lappy to show his pals the soft copy of his proposed autobiography titled "nick and walk".
Phil:pretty short mate all of just fifty pages han?
Gilly:OH yea thats why I came to you guys, I want some stuff to swell the content to say 500 pages what do I write about? I ve written about the Aussie attitude, my walking about my life and all but still...
Matt:Hey have you written about the Indian team?
Gilly:Er.. no, I mean, how is it relevant?
Punter:Of course it is, we got aap(screwed) in CB series, and thanks to bucksie we could pull it off in the tests. Moreover writing bad things about them ll get you lot of attention. Seriously dude do you think people will be interested to know where you did your kindergarden?
Gilly:Mm your right, so give me some input.
G:Isnt that over? I mean everything is settled? We realised he said something else. Its not like we dont racially abuse or sledge?
Lee:How could you gilly? I was in the dressing room and I could hear Harbhajan saying monkey its so obvious. And I want to suggest a new concept. Also write about how Sachin was a liar and stuff like that. You can always apologise to him over phone later.
G:Ok nice idea, anything else?
Pup:buw buw!! you know I have a secret crush on Sachin right? And when I went to their dressing room he did not shake hands with me at all. In fact I couldnt even see him. I felt very sad.
Matt:Now how cruel is that?
G:ok fair point wait I will note it down.
Huss:Hey remember the previous series in India?
G:you did not even play?
Huss: yea ok ok listen I watched it on TV and my bro and me were drunk, and you know we were crapping about how Bajji Saurav were scared of the Nagpur test. Hey please please add that also?
G:Ah, what is this man? ok with all the shit...
Warnie:Hey, You are my friend right? Murali just went ahead of me, can you write about how he chucks? it makes me feel kinda nice.
G:Ah ok..
Chappel:Can i also suggest something?
G:yea go on greg.
Chappel:You know my brothers and me used to play cricket in our garden. Can you publish that story also?
G:Hey you think this is tinkle?
Chappel:No I thought it would be a nice story.
G:nono, greg havent you told this story too often?
Punter:I will never be your friend if you dont write about Ishant sharma.
G:oksomething about him also. Think of something bad and I will include it.
G:Ok my autobiography is ready :D
fifty pages about me cricket and all that
fifty pages on haribhajan
and hundred pages on rest of the Indian team.
I have also allocated some pages for pictures with Indian greats like Sachin.
White:Hey the title kinda sucks, keep something more racist no? something about color?
Punter:Water colors?
Matt: how is that relevant? dude we are writing logical stuff here ok?
new Unnamed spinner:True colors?
G:Yea thats cool, it gives a subtle message about our superiority. Its also about me in a way
Pigeon:Hey but at the end of the day we go there and beg for money so dont write any more crap. God hope they dont send us home.
2 comments:
Nice..but you should have focused more on Greg Guruji..[:)]
yeah, ur right.. but this blog is too subtle!i wud ve enjoyed it further down had u been more expressive:)also, i don think this is fictitious,has all the odds favoring it! :) u always lampoon aussies..dont u?:)kangaroo curry..yummy!
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