Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Danny Ocean Part 3

ur kiddin me right? asked Danny, He was hoping she was not serious, but there was no rationale behind what happened at Chapin.
The living conditions resembled those back home in India. Even that was fine, anyway Chapin provided cheap housing. But no one could explain why
1)The sprinklers were on, late summer, torturing incoming grad students. There was rumor that it was some kind of torture developed by indigenous tribes of the rain forests.
2)Why did the Chapin bus go round and round South P Lot
3)Why does the Chapin bus go at all to south P lot.
4)number 2
5)number 3
6)Why is Chapin so far from the campus that Chicago is closer than Stony Brook University?
7)Why are Chapin walls made of tissue paper?

These seven points had many a bright mind baffled. Noone dared to ask. The vice president of Chapin(the same dude every year) did not allow questions to be asked!

Chen continued. It was 1985 I was a freshman here still coming to terms with eating with a spoon. Thats when I met my dream guy.
CHARACTER INTRODUCTION ALERT!!!!!
Thats relevant because? asked Danny, in the politest tone, trying to make sure he dint annoy Chen.
Chen closed her eyes, as her lips broke into a gentle smile and abruptly turned into a scowl.
Ya hes irrelevant, I caught him watching mallu porn one day, traitor! In our society your supposed to watch only Hentai.

Where were we?
1985
Oh yea 1985! Harry S Chapin, does that name sound familiar to you?
Oh yes! the last four letters form apin?
No dodo Chapin is the apartment you live in. Oh ya, never realised that.
I ve seen that board and sometimes thought it was coincidence that a guy had the same name as an apartment complex.
Am now convinced ur stupid enough to do what you dream to do, said Chen as she continued her story.
Harry and me, magic! we ve even made love inside Roth pond.
Danny tried to remember pleasanter times back home when he neednt listen to such shit. He had to. He had a mission on hand. Can we cut out the graphic details please?

Hmm, Harry knew magic. He believed we could speak to inanimate objects.
I figured that out. Let me guess he was a CS major? that explains everything.
Haha, ya, but he was nothing like us, in 1985 we did not even have msdos. CS involved sitting in front of computer and doing what a typist did. Type.
Oh and how are things different now?

Danny how is acting smart gonna help?

Unfortunately, that was around the time a terribly racist organization came up. The terribly secret 4th Ku Kux klan(kkk for short).
Back home we were used to building great walls to protect ourselves although with the same money we could buy a zillion bazookas.

We decided we would do what we knew best. Build walls.