The Celestial Chat

The following is not intended to hurt the religious sentiments of any community. It is purely fictional and an innocent take on myths. Am a great fan of the epics myself and am really proud of them.

This conversation is a Gchat between Duriyodhana and Lord Krishna after they have long finished their terestrial duties and have some time to fool around.

krish_coolcasanova@gmail.com (K)
duru_badass@gmail.com (D)
D: hi Krishna

K: hi duru man sup wid u?

D: jus la dat..kinda bored... death sucks

K: I no "yadha yadha.."

D: ah no am not arjun..dont start that all over again... actually am so fatigued

K: u no i actually wanted to speak with you on earth itself but what with dharm winning an all der was too much politics

D: I no i no it was such a shame we had huge armies da best of commanders and still we lost :(

K: i no my man happens.. its always been la dat wen it comes to me da enemies are all very naïve
Once der was dis bloke called hiranyaksha. he decided to abduct my round spherical wife Booma Devi and he folded her like a mat and hid her under da sea

D: come again
folded a sphere like a mat?

K: i no he seems to have known Reimannian geometry in Kritha yuga

I watched this movie called dark knight.. kickass.. In which avatar will i get a villian like that I mean Joker was mindblowing?

D:I was competent wasnt I?

K:LMAO!! you knew you were the villian of a grand epic and ved vyas was writin about whatever was happenin shudnt u have known u ll get screwed? Any epic bad guys get screwed.

D: hmm yea.. but ...

K: not only that you lacked any plannin what were you even thinking?

D: i accept i was foolish what should i have done?

K: to begin with you shuda planned da war better ashwathama was in ur side rite? and do u realise he dusnt die?

D: yea?

K: you cuda just hid karna behind ashwathama forming a human fence kinda thing and defeated da whole pandava army

D: hmm yea probably but look at u cudnt u have taught arjun all dat before the war?

K: well probably but it was just to show inspite of all dat u suckers lost
u no lifes kinda borin
i need better villians
der was dis mockery of an uncle of mine called kamsa
people had warned him dat his 9th nephew will kill him
wat did he do?
he imprisoned my mum and dad in da same prison instead of seperating them
an 8th grade biology knowledge is enuf 2 reason out all this..

D: yeayea... true
i just realised somethin
things cuda been far worse
u no dis story about me tappin ma thighs signalling 2 draupathi
and dats y bhim killed me by splittin ma thigh?
if i had pointed to somethin more vulgar.. i wuda had such a shameful tragic death :O

K: k man gtg Ruku is callin.. polygamy kinda sucks man

D: tell me about it.. anyway tc..

To be continued......