Danny ocean -- part 4

ah, ku kux clan. cmon there was no 4th kkk everyone knows that
Thats why it was called the "secret" ku kux clan!
Let me continue. 1982 was the year Sarah Jessica Parker started acting. The world would not be the same again. Her posters were all over stony brook and even the gods seemed to be angry that she pretended she was gorgeous.
"Can I use your bathroom?" asked Danny. The juice seems to be bothering me.
Ofcourse said Chen. One of them doesnt have heat. So you might want to wear your sweater.
Danny rushed to the toilet locked himself up. He needed time to think. WTF was all this bullshit she was saying? it seemed to be so contrived and convoluted. Could it be true?
He had had enough. He opened the door and in one fluid motion ran out of the apartment into the blizzard. It was white all around, he wanted cry because it was so freaking cold he couldnt even feel his privates, he wanted to smile because it reminded him of a robert 'frost' poem he had read in gay men anonymous.
There was no time to decide whether to smile or cry though. He needed to do it. and do it he would.
He raced of in the general direction of Chapin Commons. He would take a left and catch the Chapin bus.
There was a torture session going on in the Commons. Every two weeks, people got together and in the name of lecture, performed untellable cruelty on Chapin residents gullible enough to attend the lecture for pizza. What pleasure they got in this noone knew, but people from developing nations who fell for pizza were tricked into this.
He loved pizza. But no time for that now. He ran past the common room window play, and caught a glimpse of some of his friends crying.

Chapin Bus Stop. Bus in 15 minutes(supposedly). He glanced at the posters stuck there. Landlord prefers the Asians! 10 sqr feet room in Port Jeff. 5 ppl can start comfortably. Chinese preferred. the rest was in mandarin anyway.
After what seemed an eternity, the Green bus as against the normal red one arrived.
It was painfully slow and labored to a stop almost outside chapin entrance instead of the bus stop. Danny could almost hear fate giggling. He ran to the bus. Agony is bad in the beginning, then you get used to it!
Just as he was about to enter, the driver said, "You cant board this bus"
Why not?
"Cause this bus runs on vegetable oil".
I love vegetable oil.
"even I do but thats the problem. Apparently a third guy seems to love it more than us. Someone stole all the packets last night. and theres no more oil left".
I have some left in my room said Danny, and raced off to fetch the oil. Life was so pathetic, it had become funny!
---to be continued