Friday, December 19, 2008

no proof no proof

This is a hypothetical interview with the head of state of an imaginary country. Any resemblances to clowns in real life is purely coincidental and there IS NO PROOF.

We have with us in our studios Mr. Passive Pali Pardari the head of state of our neighbouring country and with him the chief editor of the esteemed news papers, "early morning, afternoon, evening, late night etc" in this edition of devil's advocate.

Me Karan :K
HE Passive Pali Pardari:PPP
Chief Editor:CE

K:MrPardari thanks for coming to our show.

PPP:there is no proof that they are from my country.

K:Sir, we have not yet asked that question anyways first things first lets agree on talking logically

CF:Your country is curtailing our fundamental rights by asking us to speak logically.

K:!@#?
You claim there is no proof that Kasab is not from your country although his parents have said hes their son

PPP:There is absolutely no proof about anything. As soon as proof comes we will act.

K:Ok lets change topic what do you think about the Mohammad Asif incidents?

PPP:there is no proof hes a Pak...
CF:(whispers in his ear) sir hes a cricket player who plays for our country, dont make a fool of your self.
PPP:Oh okok :( Hes from our country only.

K:After the hijacking of IC814 we had released Moulana Mazood azar which means that obviously hes a terrorist. Isnt that proof enough for him to be tried?

CF:Its a conspiracy by Mossad RAW and FBI to defame freedom struggle.

K:I wish I was interviewing Jayalalitha she at least got angry when cornered instead of coolly crapping bullshit :(
Anyways Mr. Pardari the boats that were recovered had loads of goods from your country what do you say for this?

PPP:Laughs to himself.. you never give up do you. We can explain anything.
The goods were stolen by RAW agents and stored in a dinghy. There is no proof.
Seriously, no one even knows how my wife was killed, there is still controversy on whether there was a bullet, we said no post mortem. There is no proof.

K:The rest of the show is yours tell whatever you wanna say.

PPP:We extend all support to India. I heard there is an ISI in India also seen it in many products from here. We can work together in destroying terrorism. We want proof. We also want cricket money and all.

K:Thanks for being in this show sir, guess "we want proof" is the new "that is a DLF maximum six".
This episode is being re telecast on america's funniest videos on vijay tv. Cheers