Friday, April 25, 2008

see em eye

It actually stands for College only for Men in India and is often mistaken to stand for something associated with mathematics. It gained independence in 1998 and is now fooling around on its own. Other achievements include building a beautiful monument in the great Indian desert in interior Tamil Nadu which is yet to get the boon of electricity. By this the institution has achieved what no one else could achieve- provide employment opportunities to so many drivers, cleaners, and help rake in handsome profits to the highways authority of india. Needless to say added perks for working in this college include joyful rides on the ECR and OMR everyday (wowwy) and massaging rides on the roads of Siruseri (some people again wrongly think these roads were ploughed and are ready for irrigation). In fact the Indian government is planning to introduce camels to add to the fleet of dogs and the crowd of cats and snakes here and very soon Siruseri national park will be commisioned under the auspices of APA, a reputed astro-zoologist.
I shall not comment on bongs who plague cmi (duh i need to live peacefully for the next two years) or the nutritive food got here. No its slightly better than in the sahara where they live on date palms and camel milk. We even have mineral water.
People here are of different shapes and sizes. Contrary to expectations a lot many are not geeky and many play soccer and cricket. But a few of them have lost it because of 8-9 years in the sulky environment and go the extent of using veet on their hands, growing long hair and complaining about losing screwdrivers and the smell of mosquito coil. Many think these people are gay but this is so not true.
Popular pastimes include watching Shawshank redemption and loving it, watchin pulp fiction and drooling over samuel jackson, using seminar halls for educative movies during weekends and complaining about food. Downloading movies and deleting them is the in thing nowadays. People also often go into hallucinations about non existent chicks.
People bathe everyday and dress smart. People are honest and never copy in exams, no one watches pornography.
well i can go on poking fun..BUT
however much we whine about it CMI is still close to our heart we love our college we adore the management, to put it frankly theres no other place thats half as good as our beloved....muah